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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine."

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marraige is not a word...ITS A SENTENCE

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry

Ninety percent of Indian men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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