|Laugh your married life
Life without a laugh is like cold without a cough, ha, ha ! Jus kidding, but
have a look some hilarious lines that are sure to send you into ruptures of
laughter. Relevant to the context are some sher-o-shaayaries (wah, wah, wah !),
funny matrimonial ads and a lot more. Just laugh away.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
After a quarrel,1 a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was afool when I
married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Nextday he received a
hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man
just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"