|Questions and Answers
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'mstill paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.
Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.