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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'mstill paying."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.

Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.

Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.
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